it's in mybio

please read the bio before asking

Look, I love you. I really do. I love you and your money. But please, it's literally the third line.

The problem

Don't do this

N
newclient_77 2:15 PM
hey
S
skibiri_sebas 2:19 PM
hi!
N
newclient_77 2:20 PM
can i see ur portfolio?
S
skibiri_sebas 2:31 PM
it's in my bio 🙂

newclient could have seen the portfolio in three seconds. Instead, both of them waited for an answer that was already on the screen.

Asking is polite, and that's great. But a bio exists so you don't have to wait for anyone. You're asking someone to stop what they're doing to read their own profile to you.

The same goes for:

  • "are you open for comms?"
  • "how much do you charge?"
  • "do you do UI too?"
  • "do you have a TOS?"
  • etc.

Just read the bio! 😩

The cost

And it costs you a whole day

You
"can i see ur portfolio?"
09:00WET
Me
asleep 💤
01:00PST
Me
"it's in my bio"
09:00PST
You
finally get the answer
17:00WET

8 hours for a link you already had

Devs and artists work from everywhere. I might be in PST while you're in WET, which is 8 hours apart.

If you ask for my portfolio at 9 in the morning, it's 1 AM for me. I'm asleep. My "it's in my bio" reaches you at 5 PM. Your whole workday, spent waiting for a link that was on my profile the entire time.

Reading the bio first is the fastest reply you'll ever get.

The fix

Instead try this

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newclient_77 2:15 PM
Hey! Saw your portfolio, love the maps. I need a lobby build, budget is $80, deadline Nov 10. Are you open for it?
S
skibiri_sebas 2:16 PM
yes! sending you the details now 🙌

Click their name, read the bio, open the link. Then send one message with what you need, your budget and your deadline. Even if they're asleep, they wake up to everything they need to say yes.

For devs

For devs and artists

Sebastian

skibiri_sebas

About me

  • 🧱 3D modeler & builder
  • 🟢 comms open · from $20
  • 📁 portfolio → linktr.ee/yourname

↑ right here

This page works best when your bio actually answers the questions. Make it easy to read in one glance, then send this link with a clean conscience.

  • Say what you do first. Line one is your role.
  • Say if comms are open. It kills the "are you available?" message.
  • Give a price hint. A starting price or "DM for a quote".
  • Label your links. "📁 portfolio" beats a bare URL.
  • Add your time zone. "PST 🕐" tells people when to expect a reply.

Send it

Someone just asked? Send this

This was highly inspired by nohello. Seriously, highly inspired. Seba was bored one night, didn't know what to do, opened Claude and made this.