please read the bio before asking
Look, I love you. I really do. I love you and your money. But please, it's literally the third line.
The problem
newclient could have seen the portfolio in three seconds. Instead, both of them waited for an answer that was already on the screen.
Asking is polite, and that's great. But a bio exists so you don't have to wait for anyone. You're asking someone to stop what they're doing to read their own profile to you.
The same goes for:
Just read the bio! 😩
The cost
8 hours for a link you already had
Devs and artists work from everywhere. I might be in PST while you're in WET, which is 8 hours apart.
If you ask for my portfolio at 9 in the morning, it's 1 AM for me. I'm asleep. My "it's in my bio" reaches you at 5 PM. Your whole workday, spent waiting for a link that was on my profile the entire time.
Reading the bio first is the fastest reply you'll ever get.
The fix
Click their name, read the bio, open the link. Then send one message with what you need, your budget and your deadline. Even if they're asleep, they wake up to everything they need to say yes.
For devs
Sebastian
skibiri_sebas
About me
↑ right here
This page works best when your bio actually answers the questions. Make it easy to read in one glance, then send this link with a clean conscience.
Send it
This was highly inspired by nohello. Seriously, highly inspired. Seba was bored one night, didn't know what to do, opened Claude and made this.